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He knows how to make a fortune on the internet, he uses reliable methods of making massive amounts of money for YOU.
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So Who the Hell is this "Rich Jerk"?
I’m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top down, and you think to yourself, "What an ass!" And you know what? You’re right. But so what? Do you really think I value your opinion? I’m a Rich Jerk, so I couldn’t care less. I cut through the BS. If you find me too offensive, obnoxious, or whatever….feel free to leave my website at anytime. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to show you EXACTLY how I make millions.
Let's get something straight. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. I'm mean. I'm nasty.
And I'm lazy. But I don’t care, because I'm FILTHY RICH.
I don't know about you but I'm lazy. I want simple answers without all of the BS and filler. I want "here is EXACTLY how to make money", and that's it. The mere thought of reading 1,000 pages of marketing mumbo jumbo turns my stomach. Honestly, do you think these people are going to tell you anything useful? Unless you're a complete idiot, you're going to get the SAME info you already know. We all know you need a website. I don't need an 87 minute DVD to tell me that, or a 100 page chapter in a book. We all know it's important to get people to visit your website. I don't need another 120 minute audio tape and a 278 page supplemental guide to tell me that. The bottom line is that having thousands of pages, and dozens of hours of video and audio tapes doesn't make a product worthwhile.
Unlike these idiots selling their latest money making “programs”, I’m not even going to tell you my name, because I don’t crave attention like they do. Those guys dream of doing seminars, appearances, interviews, etc. I don’t do any of that crap. They want to be famous to make mommy & daddy proud, or so that the people who picked on them in high school will be jealous. Who cares? I don’t want to be famous. I'm just a Rich Jerk, making millions anonymously, and I like it that way. And I do it working just a few hours per week. And you know what? None of my income that I showed you above is from the website you're on right now. I've got money coming in from dozens of websites, in many different categories. And most have no product, no shipping, and no customer interaction whatsoever.
I can say with 100% confidence, when I show you my Rich Jerk strategies, you will be angry that you didn’t think of them yourself. Don't beat yourself up about it though. Not everyone is a genius like me. Besides, your anger will quickly turn to gratitude once you realize what I've given you, and how it can change your life almost immediately. If you don’t have a website, that's no problem. You really don't even need one. If you can type, use your mouse, and follow simple instructions, you can do this.
For beginners, my e-book will put you YEARS ahead of where you should be. For experts, I GUARANTEE that several of my strategies will blow your mind. I've been doing this for over 6 years, and all I know how to do is make money.
FAQ'S
Q: How do I know this isn't a scam?
A: My e-Book is a top 10 best-seller in the Clickbank.com Marketplace, ahead of 10,000 others. See my ranking. You can also go to Google and do a search for "rich jerk" to see what other people are saying about my program. My program is not like any other program in the world. It's a no BS guide to making money online.
Q: Why would a multi-millionaire jerk even bother selling an e-book online?
A: Because obviously I'm getting even richer from sales of my e-book, even while reclining in my lounge chair in Fiji. When you offer a kick-ass product that makes money for both the buyer and seller, it's a no-brainer.
Q: Can you guarantee that I will make money with your program?
A: There is no possible way that I can guarantee you will make money, because I know most of you will buy a great book like mine and never even read it, or you won't apply the strategies described in it. You're just too freakin pathetic. However, if you DO apply the strategies in the book properly, I DO guarantee you will make money.
Q: What additional start-up costs should I expect in order to make your strategies work for me?
A: It depends on if you are trying to sell your own product, or someone else's product as an affiliate, or if you are selling on Ebay. Creating your own website will cost approx. $10-$30 for the domain, and $5-$25/month for hosting. Having a website created for you by one of our partners will cost you $50-$300, unless you take advantage of our FREE website offer. Advertising on PPC search engines will run you at least $5/day to make any money. Buying wholesale goods to resell on Ebay will cost you at least $50 to get your first products. But of course many of strategies I show you won't cost anything at all to implement.
Q: Can ANYONE benefit from your program?
A: You must be willing to work on your computer at least a few hours per week, and you must be able to follow simple directions. As long as you are not a complete moron, and you will actually DO THE WORK, my book will be able to help you make money.
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